Miller Lite Issues PC Users Cease and Desist Orders

The loudest sectors of the Windows vs. Mac fans were hit with a cease and desist letter from the Miller Brewing Company (MBC).

MBC contends that the hardware of any PC, regardless of its operating system, is essentially the same. As the gap between the top two operating systems (Mac and Windows) continue to close to similitude, the whole debate has become a matter of personal preference.

"We hadn't realized how closely these rabid fans had come to completely violating our well-known slogan," said MBC's CEO. "One day, one of our IP lawyers overheard an employee from accounting arguing with another from the advertising department about which of them had the superior computing system."

According to the account, the two were rabid with each other. When an IT employee who is a avid supporter of Linux systems walked by the two, he is reported as having said, "Apples. Oranges. They're both fruit. 'Tastes great... Less filling!'"

Despite calls from both Microsoft and Apple for MBC to terminate the cease and desist order, the Miller Brewing Company refuses to grant their request.

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This story is completely fictional and meant as satire.

A Fair & Balanced Pro-Mac Article &mdash Finally!

If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know I have no great love of all things Apple.

I've used both Windows and Mac operating systems. At one time, Mac was about the only thing I used. My experience in both worlds is enough to know what I like and don't like. Macs certainly have some good things about them; the look of the OSX, in particular, is very pretty and fun. But it takes more than looks to impress me.

Now, in comparison to the disaster that is Windows Vista, Macs are much more appealing. But, I'd still choose my XP OS over a Mac OS any day of the week. Why? It meets my needs so much better than a Mac.

And that's the beauty of the article the folks at Smashing Magazine recently published:

Five Reasons Why Designers Developers are Switching to Mac

Not only do they point out why Macs are great, they also point out what make them not-so-great. Here are some of the points they raise that illustrate my frustration with those who indefatigably hold Macs up on a pedestal.

• No second mouse button (I hate, hate, hate that Macs don't come with a right click button. It's special order. I know they want simplicity, but what's more simple? Clicking the right click button or holding CTRL while clicking the single click button?)
  
• "When pressured to explain why they prefer OSX, Mac users often rest on qualifiable and subjective arguments such as 'it feels intuitive' or 'I enjoy using it more' or even 'I can’t explain why I like it better, I just do.' The Windows user, when presented with these arguments, usually rolls his or her eyes and continues on their way." (This is me, the eye roller.)
• "If you are on a Mac, at least for the next few more years, you can pretty much rest assured your days of worrying about virus and spyware scans are a thing of the past." (Note the "at least for the next few more years." The less the gap in percentage of Mac vs. Windows users, the more likely Macs will no longer be so safe. I've been predicting this for a couple years now. Don't be surprised if in a few years, a whole batch of unsuspecting Apple products are hit hard by some dubious hacker.)
• "OS X is more opinionated than other platforms. It’s more difficult to customize its look and feel, there’s no easy way to get it to run on anything but Apple hardware, and OS X can be very particular about the way certain things are done." (So much for how "intuitive" or personal the system can be. According to the article, you can configure your Mac as you want, but it takes a lot of work to do so, far more than Linux or Windows.)
• "Apple notebooks are free of stickers, screws, vents, buttons, switches, and graphics." (Sorry, but this an extremely weak argument for why Macs are better. Any stickers or logos on my Dell never distract me, ever! If that kind of stuff distracts you, you might want to see a shrink, or at least learn a little focus for crying out loud.)
• "For those of you who value a product that gives you many choices, Apple is going to fall short. It is often pointed out that upgrading a Mac is easy: 'Just throw it away and buy a new one.'" (This falls into another point they make that says if you like to build your own PC, Apple will not do for you. I've upgraded every computer I've ever owned and it's so simple to do. Try to do that with a Mac.)
• Macs are expensive. (When it comes down to hardware, there is little to nothing that gives Macs an edge over any Windows-operating PC. Apple has merely refused to offer a competitive rate for their products because it would slim their profits too much. [And they call Bill Gates an evil capitalist.] This only feeds the image I have of Apple products as "elitist." I equate someone who has only basic computing needs buying a Mac to the person who buys $120 running shoes when a $40 pair would do just as well.)
  

And my favorite quote that sums up my feeling toward the Mac vs. PC debate:

"Mac is certainly not an option for every user, but it is definitely an option worth considering"

Anymore, it all comes down to a matter of personal preference.

Of course, I've highlighted only the negative points about Macs here. That's just because I'm so not-Mac-friendly. If you are considering switching to a Mac, you should definitely read Smashing Mag's article and see if a Mac truly is for you. They offer some compelling points.

One final point I'd like to add, thanks to Microsoft's affordable systems many people in the world are computing - no matter what the OS. Had Apple cornered the market years ago and maintained their high rates, computing would most likely remain the domain of the elite.

Kudos to Smashing Magazine (an obvious pro-Mac design group) for presenting the most balanced review of "Why go Mac" that I've ever read.

Old News - The True Face of Apple

Way back at the turn of the century, Apple Computers attacked the Church of Satan for promoting their computers. Why? They feared that CoS's promotion and love for all things Apple would tarnish their reputation.

"Think different"? Not likely. Apple prefers "safe" herds.

Read about the trademark dispute that illuminated exactly how truly non-free-thinking that Apple can be. Click here.